Scottish Terminology about Pregnancy

I have learned a few new phrases related to pregnancy here in Scotland. One is that they call the belly/baby a bump. I never really thought much about it until I was saying "My bump" while at home for Christmas and everyone thought it was so funny. People here in Scotland will say "How is your bump?" I even received Christmas cards at work to "Erin and Bump."

Another phrase is "How are you keeping?" They will ask this instead of "How are you feeling?" or "How are you doing?"

One that is hard to explain is the term "neat." People will say to me "You look so neat," or "You have a neat bump." They are not meaning "cool" or "tidy." It basically means I am proportioned well. I am mostly baby. I know what they are meaning when they say it, but it is hard to convey.

I will also share a few funny questions from 4 year olds about my baby. They have become very interested now that they can see my bump.
"Miss Erin, how will your baby get out?" My response was..."Ask your mum about that one."

"How did your baby get there?" I can't remember how I dodged that one, but I did.

When told "Miss Erin has a baby in her tummy," one child asked, "Did you eat to much food and it turned into a baby?"

For those of you asking for a new belly shot, here it is. This is at 27 weeks.